Just Be Over Already
28 Oct-2016

At this point I think everyone in the world is tired of the circus that is the 2016 election. John Oliver seems to be the most entertaining source for news on the shit-show. I for one just want it to be over. Fuck’s sake. This will be my one and only political post for the year (hopefully). So here are my two cents, mostly aimed at my friend Brant.

I can understand you wanting to vote Republican. It’s not a dishonorable thing to do, hell in some respects I’m on your side buddy but this is ridiculous. I’m not a massive fan of Hillary but really, Donald Trump (Drumf)? The dude’s not only an egotistical nightmare he’s a fucking criminal in so many ways. Within months of him losing this upcoming election I can see him in some serious hot water for some of the shit he’s pulled over the past 20 years. The election has shed light on so much shit he can’t bullshit or shrug his way out of it.

And yes, I am assuming Hillary will win. In fact (as you know Brant) I’m betting on it. Literally. So now that we’re down to under two weeks left I just want this to be over. This has been one of the most exhausting elections I’ve ever seen. I don’t think I’ve EVER hated a Republican candidate as much as I have this year.

Who needs a fucking drink?